House Roast AI

Paste a listing. We'll tell you what the listing agent won't.

HomeSnark finds the price questions, visible maintenance tells, and awkward little details hiding behind the wide-angle photos.

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Informational only — not appraisal, inspection, or financial advice.

Buyer-first analysis Built to be shared

A sample roast

Great house. Optimistic seller.

Every roast starts with the useful stuff: what shines, what deserves a closer look, and whether the ask feels like a reach.

01

Drop the listing

A URL or a few screenshots is enough to start.

02

Get a straight answer

See the score, price tension, and questions worth asking.

03

Send it to the chat

Share the verdict before somebody gets emotionally attached.

House Roast
74 / 100

Would you buy it?

$525,000 · Indianapolis, IN

Price

6.5/10

Location

8.7/10

Layout

7.2/10

Updates

8.1/10

The verdict

Beautiful house. Questionable price.

We'd want to be closer to $500K–$510K unless comps justify the premium.

“They're proudly featuring a 2009 bathroom vanity like it's a Restoration Hardware collaboration.”

What we love

Kitchen + neighborhood

What we’d question

Roof age, older HVAC

Negotiating power

High

Choose your level of nosiness

Free reality check. Paid due diligence.

Start free before you tour. Unlock deeper ownership and offer prompts when the house becomes a serious contender.

Quick Roast

$0 per listing

For the house that just hit the group chat.

  • House Roast Score
  • Visible red flags
  • Funny but useful verdict
  • Shareable scorecard
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Deep Dive

$9.99 one time

For the one you may actually tour or offer on.

  • Detailed property breakdown
  • Ownership-cost worksheet
  • Renovation considerations
  • Negotiating and inspection prompts
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House Hunter

$29 per month

For active shoppers with too many tabs open.

  • Unlimited analyses
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  • Every Deep Dive feature
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Buyer questions, answered

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HomeSnark outputs are informational only and should not be relied on as an appraisal, inspection, legal advice, financial advice, or a substitute for professional due diligence.

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